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Puzzle your love and fool him/ her on this April Fools' Day.
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Labels: April Fools' Day - Love Jokes
Google Gulp Hits Marketplace -
This past April 1, 2005 search engine giant Google penetrated the market with their new Google Gulp beta in four juicy flavors. The Google Gulp is a sort of pick-me-up like Red Bull or Jolt cola without the after taste.
According to Google, "Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs!"
Ohio Barracuda Sighting-
ST. MARYS -- A local fisherman spotted an unusual inhabitant during a recent fishing trip to Grand Lake St. Marys. Upon further inspection, the inhabitant turned out to be a fish not common to the area.
Fisherman and outdoor enthusiast Max Power spotted a four-foot barracuda in the lake Tuesday afternoon. According to Power, the discovery came as a bit of a surprise since barracudas are not native to Ohio waterways.
"I was reaching down into the water and saw a rather large shadow approaching the boat," Power said. "At first I did not recognize it, but as it drew closer I noticed it was a barracuda."
Power acted fast and snatched his fishing net from the boat and put it in the water. After a few minutes of waiting, the fish swam into the net and Power pulled it into the boat.
"I couldn't believe how big it was," he said of the barracuda. "Luckily, I had my camera with me, so I quickly snapped a shot and released it back into the water -- those things got some teeth on them."
Barracudas are usually found along the sandy coasts of warmer waters, like Florida and the Caribbean. Spotting one in St. Marys, while rare, is not totally out of the picture according to a wild life official. "With the number of people buying exotic pets increasing, it is not unfeasible for this to happen," Director of the Federal Organization on Observing Lakes (FOOL) Bill Bigsby said. "More and more people are buying pets online and dumping them once they cannot care for them anymore."
Despite being a saltwater fish, Bigsby noted that it is possible for a barracuda to thrive in an environment similar to Grand Lake St. Marys. Given the fish content of the lake, the fish could sustain itself for several years.
"It's not out of the realm of possibility," Bigsby added. "There have been stories of alligators living in Lake Erie so this is not impossible." While barracudas often earn a fierce reputation, Bigsby noted that visitors to the lake should not be leery of entering the waters. Barracudas do not usually pose a threat to swimmers.
"They (swimmers) really don't have anything to worry about," he said. "Barracudas are like most fish and are more afraid of you than you are of them. Chances are if you see one, it would swim away faster than you could."
FOOL officials are currently conducting a study into how many barracudas could be living in the lake. After an accurate count of the fish is determined, a decision would be made whether to remove the population of barracudas or allow them to remain in the lake.
"Once we come to a conclusion on whether or not they are causing environmental damage we will decide," he said. "If they are not harming the fish population or the environment we will let them stay."
Bigsby is also pondering whether or not to file criminal charges against the person who released the barracuda into the lake. While Bigsby acknowledged tracking the fish to a specific individual(s) would be extremely difficult, he hopes to discourage others from buying exotic pets. "It's a practice we want to stop," he added. "These animals should be left in their natural habitats and not sold as pets to some one who thinks it would be cool to own one."
As for Power, he will never forget the day he went fishing and came home with a story to tell for years to come. "I'll never forget seeing that barracuda," he said. "It's not every day you catch one of those in Ohio."
Although netting fish on any Ohio waterway is illegal, people are encouraged to net the barracuda if the have a chance. Anyone who catches or sees a barracuda in Grand Lake-St. Marys should contact FOOL officials at 419-555-7414 and wait until officials arrive, do not release the fish.
There's A Moose In The Garden -
Norwegian newspaper Aftenposten got a rise out of its readership by running several April Fool's hoaxes meant to get a rise out of readers such as "Oslo's local ski association wants to sell the venerable Holmenkollen Ski Jump to a housing developer, and use the proceeds to build a bigger, controversial ski jump in a nearby valley."
The April Fools custom we liked though is how some Norwegians on April 1 will tell their friends and neighbors that there is a moose in their yard... (though sometimes, there really is!)
Labels: April Fools' Day - 2005 gags
April 1 More Intense Than Mars -
Astrophysicists have announced a surprising discovery that April Fool's Day is actually more intense of Mars. Several factors account for this such as gravity, the force that opposes comedy throughout the universe and the extended length of the martian day.
Oprah – Fourth Person On The Trinity -
Popular talk show host passes up presidential nomination for 2008 in order to take a more esteemed position as the 4th person of the Trinity.
VATICAN CITY, APRIL 1 -- Oprah Winfrey has been declared the fourth person of the Trinity, according to an astonishing new theological agreement hammered out by the world's major Christian denominations. Along with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, the popular talk show host will be recognized as one person in the sacred and indivisible unity of the Godhead--or Quadhead, as the updated Trinity will now be called.
Cross And Lopez Replace Howard Stern -
Fans who tuned into the Howard Stern show today were met with perky morning duo, Cross and Lopez. Cross and Lopez were promising fun without all the filth. They played Clay Aiken songs and other top 40 hits and talked about the movies that are coming out this weekend. They also played a message from the station's general manager stating Stern had to be taken off the air because of threats from the FCC. The pranks lasted for 90 minutes until Stern came back on the air to say, 'April Fool.'
Source - http://www.april-fools.us/
Labels: April Fools' Day - 2004 gags
Labels: April Fools' Day - Prank Ecards
April 1, is the one holiday of the year were we all can expect all things foolish. No matter how smart we are, on this single day of the year we can be caught off-guard. Enjoy these excerpts of these practical jokes and gags that I found in this site, from down the millennium!
Monkey Cloned; Types In Fluent English -
A company named First Genetics has cracked the Primate genetic code and created the world's first genetically engineered monkey. 'Marty the Mandrill,' as they've named him, is also the first genetically engineered organism to show signs of intelligence manipulation through selective chromosome laser enhancement. The result has stunned the science world. Marty is the only primate able to communicate with Homo Sapiens in their own language via typing in fluent English."
You can talk to Marty live via webcam if you wish. Dr Brockenführ is Marty's creator and will explain in detail why he chose to clone a monkey and how it came to be that Marty speaks fluent English.
Suffering Succotash, It's Ice Cream -
Ice cream maker, Scott Aldrich concocted a dreadful dessert for his customers on April 1: succotash ice cream. The Aldrich Beef & Ice Cream Parlor, in Fredionia, NY, just southwest of Buffalo, has been offering these wacky April Fool's Day concoctions for the past 20 years. The succotash ice cream, (35 gallons in all), is a combination of vanilla ice cream, corn, lima beans and pimentos. Past flavors have featured such things as bacon and eggs, pork and beans, creamed corn and sauerkraut.
Computer Virus Spreads to Human -
A software developer from Houston, Texas has become the first human to contract a computer virus, microbiologists have confirmed. John Newman, an employee of vTouch Systems, came into contact with the virus through the use of a neural interface that his company is developing. Avril DuChamps, a spokesperson for vTouch Systems, confirmed yesterday at a press conference that Newman had come down with the virus. All activities at vTouch have been suspended until further notice.
Labels: April Fools' Day - 2003 gags
Labels: April Fools' Day - Pranks
Labels: April Fools' Day - office gags
Your Prank is Wearing a Shaving Cream Hat |
April Fools' Day is one day that is welcomed with both joy and trepidation! Joy for those who love playing pranks and trepidation for those, who are likely to be the targets. But hey, no matter what... there is so much fun involved, that few actually mind being targeted!
Nobody actually knows where did this day suddenly come to be celebrated. Playing pranks on people is not something new, but to have a day officially designated for it, is a very cool idea. So, here's a place that I found, where you can get some idea about the theories that do the rounds about the origin... while I go and brush up on my bag of tricks and treats!
Labels: April Fools' Day - Origin